Brainy is the New Sexy

my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who want to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

penguinsweaters:

When the debate about getting up and accomplishing things is met with a resounding ehhhh, fuck it.

Look at the picture. Look closely, I think you’ll need about 10 seconds to see it. Just try. :)

Look at the picture. Look closely, I think you’ll need about 10 seconds to see it. Just try. :)

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY. 
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! 
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. 
: I CAN HEAR YOU.

destielsextape:

xmens:

#maybe he’s born with it #maybe he’s adopted

#L’Oreal: because your dad doesn’t think you’re worth it

onac911:

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